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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 12, 2025: Cowasaki. Adult temper tantrums. Everything you wanna know about how being boring can get you fired.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:35.0	The 93X. Half-Hast morning show. Ninety-three. Air. appreciate you checking us out each and every day. All right.
0:51.2	All right.
0:55.0	I hear you. this is the worst
0:58.0	isn't this just the worst
0:59.2	there's probably worse elsewhere
1:02.3	no I doubt it
1:03.2	those first few minutes back to work
1:05.3	I mean we can all be honest right
1:06.9	those first few minutes back to work
1:08.8	it's the worst feeling.
1:11.3	But then you get over it and along the way you get a couple of things done.
1:14.6	That's all I mean by that.
1:18.2	At first, it's just terrible.
1:20.6	Good morning to everyone and welcome to the program.
1:24.2	93X half-ass morning show is what you've dialed into here.
1:27.5	You doing all right, Josh?
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