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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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On this week's episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast - Heather is back after way too many difficulties joined by best friend of the show, Raymond Padilla. They talk about everything from the royal family to Ray almost losing an arm after his monkey pox vaccination - and Robin joins in after being bamboozled by the MOMA.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at this same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:19.2	Two testimony of the controls.
0:20.9	Testing homosexuals. Speaking of homosexuals, raise here. Now,
0:25.5	well, you're here. I'm queer. You're in my territory.
0:28.7	And Robbins and Ally. She's trying to be.
0:33.1	Okay. She always has been. But she needs this is the reeducation of Rob and McMahon.
0:37.3	Yes. So right. Why don't you explain? Because Robbins in the room and we'll be bringing her on
0:42.1	periodically through the podcast. But Robbins said, and I quote, I might have to shit in two minutes.
0:47.2	So I don't want to start on the podcast.
0:50.4	She was going to give us a number two sign with her fingers. That's embarrassing.
0:55.2	You should be embarrassed.
0:56.4	Mom, when we recorded the podcast yesterday, you actually took a dump on the podcast.
1:00.4	So which is why we are re recording today. She goes. She's running out of the room.
1:04.1	She's afraid now. She's afraid now. Oh, she closed the door this time.
1:07.6	Thank God. Okay. So jumping right into it.
1:11.2	What has Rob been doing recently? This driving is all nuts.
1:14.1	Well, she's not, I mean, she's always driving us nuts. That's that's you.
1:17.0	But we love her. We love her. We love her. This is you know, whatever.
1:19.9	We're enjoying her while we can. You know, guys,
1:22.0	her time is coming to an end. I'm just kidding. She's been better health than both of us.
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