Pulled Pork Party

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line and the voicemails are SHOCKING! One caller is getting fired from her job for being with child, while another is out-of-the-blue allergic to pulled pork. It's literally a game of survival. We have deep embarrassing confessions and some triggering core memories. No stone is left unturned on this insane episode!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:19.7	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:25.0	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:26.2	How the hell are you doing?
0:31.1	I did not warm up before I did that and I was not using proper breath support.
0:36.4	So I apologize that I did not carry the tune in the ways that you expected of me.
0:42.3	How we doing? Hope everyone's well.
0:44.4	I just crushed a little zah.
0:46.8	A little pizza to the face.
0:48.8	I've been watching Chef's Table, which you know is one of my favorite shows on Netflix.
0:53.6	But they have a specific one, Chef's Table Pizza.
0:57.0	So it's only about the best pizza chefs in the world.
0:59.8	So naturally I had a little hankering, little sweet tooth for some zah.
1:04.8	When I got some tonight and you know, let's put a little pep in my step.
1:09.1	Literally, a little pepperoni in my vagina, only.
1:14.9	So that's where we're at.
1:16.5	You haven't checked out Chef's Table, watch it.
1:18.9	It's they even have one just on pastries.
1:21.1	And if you're like a sweet treat, freak like me, it's so good.
1:24.8	I love food.
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