Pest Control
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the hotline with some wildly new and improved SCAMMMMS! After a weekend of dealing with Robin's international catfishing fiasco, Heather is on High alert to the tricks and deals y'all are trying to pull. As if we didnt have enough shit to deal with already- The hotline is filled with 1200 back cracks and a frantic 911 call from Australia!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:23.4 | absolutely not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMan. How the hell are you? |
| 0:28.2 | Yeah. Hope everyone's well. Hope you had a nice Labor Day weekend. |
| 0:32.8 | What if you're like me, but I always, always forget to make fucking plans on a three day, four day weekend. |
| 0:40.4 | It's almost like something inherently wrong in my DNA. |
| 0:44.0 | Our entire lives growing up, people would say, what are you doing Memorial Day weekend? |
| 0:47.5 | What are you doing Labor Day weekend? What are you doing for the July weekend? |
| 0:50.0 | And I'd say, I don't know, was I supposed to plan something? |
| 0:52.6 | And sure enough, I got to this weekend and everyone's out of town. |
| 0:57.2 | And I had options. I had places to go. |
| 1:00.8 | My buddy was going down to my spot in the Turks and said, come on down and said, okay, great. |
| 1:05.0 | And then I looked at flights and there was no seats left on a Friday flight of Labor Day weekend. |
| 1:10.4 | One flight a day. |
| 1:12.4 | And I just kind of wanted to say, why didn't I plan better? |
| 1:15.5 | Why didn't I get out this weekend? I mean, we saw it a nice time at home. |
| 1:19.2 | But we also had about six emotional breakdowns. Do you know what I mean? |
| 1:22.9 | I could feel that the tension was high amongst all my friends and family who stayed back |
| 1:28.0 | that everybody regretted not making plans and going somewhere. |
| 1:31.6 | It was just like a weird, |
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