This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.
From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age.
00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip
01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior
02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise
04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea
06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster
08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids
10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book
13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines & shoutouts
15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion
18:00 – The two types of families on holiday
20:00 – Abbey & Pete’s Little Moons obsession
22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation
24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls
26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids
30:00 – Abbey & Pete try decoding Gen Z slang
36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins
39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old woman
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