Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits.
Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sauce snobbery, an all-out war on Dolmio vs. homemade, and the tragic tale of a bald reveal gone wrong…
Expect laugh-out-loud moments, minor therapy breakthroughs, and a fair few embarrassing admissions. Oh, and you’ll never look at Uncle Ben’s the same again.
00:24 – Intro: “Ask Me Anything” kicks off
01:25 – Abbey and Peter’s iconic name mashups
03:06 – Abbey’s Sheffield stories and uni flashbacks
05:03 – Peter’s awkward fan encounter
07:02 – “I don’t like you…but I love your wife!”
10:15 – Abbey on not feeling worthy of fan pics
12:45 – Ben-ze-ma vs. Cristiano: Abbey’s football mix-up
17:10 – The bald cap date disaster
21:26 – Domino’s vs. scratch sauce
26:14 – “Swamp water” boyfriend drama
30:02 – He forgot her birthday… until 6 p.m.
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