Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits.
Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit too sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house.
Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails.
00:00 – Summer Vibes Recap
01:11 – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games
03:02 – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?
04:32 – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”
07:13 – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!
07:21 – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”
09:10 – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy
11:03 – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring
13:19 – Package Paranoia: Kids & the Parcel Wars
15:07 – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?
19:07 – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger
23:12 – Cat Chaos and Spotless Houses
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