("Best Of"): Hatfishing

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 152 minutes

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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0:00.0	Happy New Year podcast, pals.
0:01.9	Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air.
0:23.1	UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat.
0:28.2	Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way.
0:30.8	Be cozy this winter.
0:32.1	Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.
0:36.5	Online at standardhe heating.com.
0:39.3	The half-assed morning show backtracks.
0:43.3	Hey, Cubby.
0:43.9	Yes.
0:44.8	I saw some information about how the women, they can't get enough of guys like you and me.
0:51.9	And some of you might be saying, what do you mean guys like you and Josh?
0:55.7	You mean like tall guys?
0:57.7	No.
0:58.9	No, it's not our height.
1:00.9	It's not our height that the women love.
1:04.4	Some of you might be saying, what do you mean?
1:08.7	Wildly successful and influential on-air broadcasters?
1:13.8	No, it's not our on-air success and influence that they love.
1:17.7	Not that it hurts at all.
1:19.9	It's our bald skulls, bro.
1:22.0	I could tell you this.
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