There Is No New York Marathon with Will Hines

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

And we're back! Ever heard of the New York Marathon? You know, the world's largest marathon that covers all five boroughs of the city and attracts 100K applicants every year? Well guess what chump, you've been had! Our guest this time around is returning fave Will Hines, and he's got a shocking theory about how (and why) the New York Marathon has been faked every year since 1970. It's a tangled web of corporate greed, bs health trends, out-of-work actors, staged photo ops, police corruption, and other New York-ness. Oh and ps - all your friends who say they've run a marathon are LIARS.

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0:00.0	The We're all going back. It was a nice little summer break
0:14.0	and now we're all going back to school.
0:18.0	Whoo, we're back!
0:21.0	Oh, what a treat!
0:22.0	It was a nice little summer break, and now we're all going back to school and back to the aluminati. Yeah, it's time I got back in it, conspiracy theories. Oh, and what a treat of an episode.
0:35.3	We have a returning favorite improviser, teacher, writer, author, nice guy.
0:44.0	Will Hines is here.
0:46.0	Hey, thanks for having me.
0:47.0	Oh yeah, it's such a great.
0:48.0	Oh yeah, it's wonderful.
0:50.0	I'm excited.
0:51.0	In this hot, hot LA summer.
0:53.7	It is, it's hot, but I love it.
0:55.6	Yeah.
0:56.6	You just have to remember the times in your life.
0:58.1	You've been in cold winters and remember how great this is.
1:00.7	I grew up in the East Coast.
1:01.8	Okay.
1:02.3	And I moved to Los Angeles in a January in the middle of what was a real winter? There certainly hadn't been harsher winters, but it was a for real winter January 2014 and I moved here to a nice
1:14.6	mild L.A. Winter and I was like oh right it's paradise. Were you like giddy with delight?
1:20.5	Yeah I mean it was crazy just walking around. First of all, just
1:23.4	going from New York to LA the space just all of a sudden like horizontal
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