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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2019

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We're back! Well, almost. Next week will be our first full episode back in the swing of things after a quick summer break, but this week we're doing a mini-episode to get back into the groove. Ever heard of a little something called the 27 Club? What about the Woolwich Foot Tunnel? How about Holy Roman Emperor Otto III? Just playing, no one's heard of Otto. Anyway, these theories and more will be very briefly addressed in this little mini-ep. Please enjoy, and HAGS!

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0:00.0	The Whoa guess who's back baby not lizard Gotcha, chumps.
0:25.0	No, this is just a small announcement to say that we're going to be coming back next week with a regular full-sized interview. Oh we've got fun stuff
0:36.0	planned for this season and I'm so excited to be back from summer break and I can't
0:41.6	wait to hang out with you guys and talk conspiracy
0:45.0	theories but for the moment I thought that maybe we could do a little appetizer
0:50.8	a palette pleaser of a lightning round of conspiracy theories.
0:56.7	So over the summer break, people kept on pitching me theories, people in my life, people on Facebook, Twitter, on our email saying,
1:07.0	oh please, please cover my conspiracy theory.
1:10.0	You're gonna love it, and guess what?
1:12.0	I love them all, every one so I thought I would do a brief little summary of a few of those fun theories to get us back in the swing of things
1:21.0	You can Google these you can get excited about them, maybe they'll
1:24.4	come up this season. Maybe they won't. Guest's choice, you know? You gotta leave it up to the
1:31.2	comedians. But I'm going to go through them real breakneck speed and
1:36.7	they'll just be some fun little tidbits. Okay here we go. Lightning round conspiracy theories. Number one, Vincent Van Gogh was murdered by a
1:48.0	wealthy French teen asshole. Okay, fascinating one. So you know, Vincent Van Gogh, famous tortured artist, maybe killed himself. We don't know. Well, this series states that there was this weird creep-a-zoid rich kid in his neighborhood who was obsessed
2:06.2	with like Westerns and pistols and creep shit like that and he murdered him just for the thrill of it. This one has legs. I am inclined to believe it.
2:16.3	I think a lot of the times and the dates add up and I'm going to give it 7 out of 10 severed years.
2:24.3	Number two, the eye on the dollar bill is Illuminati.
2:27.6	I think this one came through maybe Facebook.
2:30.4	And while I respect the giver of the conciercy theory, what I have to say to this one is,
2:36.4	Udoi, we all know about the dollar bill, okay? Sure, maybe it's an aluminati symbol, maybe it's just our freaky weird founding
2:47.6	fathers going, I don't know, put an eye on it.
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