Adam Sandler Scam with Jessica Svendsgaard

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Sandler? More like SCAM-DLER. Eh, we'll workshop that. Anyway this week we talk with improviser and true delight Jessica Svendsgaard about the great Adam Sandler caper. See, there's a theory floating around Hollywood that Sandler's production company Happy Madison is a front for an embezzlement scheme so devious it could only come from Tinsel Town. Is the Sandman the lovable goofball we all think he is? Or a cold-hearted hustler who only cares about money (and friends)? You're about to find out!

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0:00.0	The Your bird's name is pig?
0:17.0	Your bird's name is Pig.
0:19.0	The name was Pige.
0:20.0	The name was Port on Halloween?
0:22.0	Fucking Christ.
0:23.2	I know it's stupid.
0:24.4	Ugh, what kind of bird?
0:25.8	A cockatiel.
0:26.8	Do they talk?
0:28.6	Oh, well, if you have a boy, like they learn tunes, but girls generally don't.
0:36.4	Peg is female and so she doesn't do much of anything other than,
0:41.2	it just needs to be touching me at every point.
0:44.2	I always need to, like I am her partner,
0:46.2	she loves me more than anything in the world,
0:47.8	and I truly resent her for it.
0:51.2	That's my, the number one drawback for me with pets is the unconditional love.
0:54.5	Yeah, it's too much.
0:55.9	I'm like, why did I do this to myself?
0:57.7	And especially I get mad at her because she like, um, like I have a lot of scratches in my shoulders right now because she flies over and
1:04.7	try to stay on my bare shoulders and because I'm like constantly sweating covered in lotion
1:10.0	she like slips and tries to like growl at my shoulders but the thing is is like I just haven't trimmed
1:15.8	her nails so it is 100% my fault that her nails are too long and that it's
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