Hey bitches, another week, another podcast, another let down.

I am in the worst mood ever because I didn't sleep because my fucking dog has a yeast

infection.

I'm going to be sleeping on night and then I woke up and watched some Clay-Akin political

documentary on E I think and I can't deal with that twink.

The only person who I feel can bring me out of my sleep deprived shit storm is my oldest

bestie, Brianna.

I met Brianna in elementary school.

We immediately connected and on our first playday my mom bought us a matching clip in

hair extensions.

Did you remember the little braid?

Right, you, they were fake.

Little like braids that you would just clip to the front of your super cute.

Brianna is the reason I made it past the seventh grade because I copied all of your homework

like a straight up gangsta.

I mean direct plagiarism.

Yeah, you know, you made me cooler.

No, I definitely didn't.

Everyone please say hi to the lovely Brianna Yomama.

Hello.

Hi.

I'm so excited to be here.

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