The Other Sister

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2015

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law.

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0:00.0	Hey!
0:01.0	Salutations bitches!
0:20.5	I'm Jackie Shemmel, writer and creator of vlog The Bitch Bible.
0:24.6	This week is a super sacred podcast episode.
0:27.6	Not only are we on the precipice of Passover or Pesach as my hardcore Jews like to call
0:34.1	it, we also have just relished in all the beauty of Easter.
0:39.3	To be honest, I really don't understand Gentiles and their holiday gimmicks, having a creepy
0:43.6	uncle dress as a life-sized bunny and then hide candy around a park reads a bit more
0:49.2	megan's law than the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
0:53.3	Also, bunnies don't even lie fucking eggs.
0:56.4	I don't get that.
0:57.4	Do you get it?
0:58.4	No.
0:59.4	That's fucking weird.
1:00.4	Speaking of eggs, here to help us on this inspiring listening journey is my sister, Ashley
1:06.6	Jude, it's Shemmel!
1:08.4	Yeah, I do include the full name.
1:11.5	Full name.
1:12.5	Google her.
1:13.5	Nothing comes up.
1:14.5	Nothing comes up.
1:15.5	I should mention also that I call you Linda because I don't want people to get confused.
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