Laundry Rooms, Electronic Stores, F1 | Monday Morning Podcast 3-17-25 | Bill Burr
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Bill rambles about laundry rooms, electronic stores, and F1.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.1 | March 17th, 2025. What's going on? How are you? March 17th, St. Patrick's Day. Oh, boy, here we go. |
| 0:19.7 | I've told you this for years, man. Fucking amateur night. |
| 0:23.7 | Amateur, amateur, amateur, amateur fucking night. I don't even know if people do it. They're |
| 0:27.6 | saying that the young kids today, they don't drink as much. You know, it makes sense. |
| 0:36.5 | Weeds legal. |
| 0:39.8 | Mushrooms are readily available. |
| 0:42.8 | You know? |
| 0:45.6 | What do the kids do today? |
| 0:46.9 | What do they do something? |
| 0:55.6 | They, some sort of drug and they put it on a Q-tip or a tampon and they stick it in their ass and they go, let's do a fucking DJ. |
| 1:04.5 | You know, every generation has their way they get high. |
| 1:06.9 | And as an older person, you have to respect that. |
| 1:21.0 | Anyway, somebody fucking finally made a post trash and you don't need a fucking DJ at every social event. |
| 1:24.6 | Jesus fucking Christ. |
| 1:28.1 | I'm not saying DJs are bad, but is there anything worse than a bad DJ? |
| 1:35.9 | Just, I'm maybe, maybe a bad comedian. |
| 1:38.1 | It's because it lives in the same world where it's like you can't escape it. |
| 1:47.5 | Because it's so fucking loud. You just got to get out of the you have to get out of the facility. You got to get out of the building to get away from it. |
| 1:54.7 | Oh my God. What do you think there's more of? More people saying they're a DJ when they're not |
| 2:02.8 | or thinking they're a fucking DJ or I have a podcast what do you do I you know I remodel |
| 2:10.8 | houses I do a podcast with one of the other remodels today we're going to talk about how to really fucking hang up some drywall. |
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