The Talking Toddlers

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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Funny, Confessions, Kids & Family, Kids, Motherhood, Family, Comedy, Relatable, Parenting, Sophiena

4.8 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

The first word discussion continues as the ladies receive a batch of weird and wonderful baby words and phrases, some more PC than others. Plus, one mum is in desperate need of respite after a nightmare house move that’s landed her and the kids back at mum and dad’s.

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0:00.0	Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club.
0:05.7	I'm Safina.
0:06.4	And I'm Emma.
0:07.0	And welcome to your Thursday's episode.
0:08.9	Where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week.
0:11.8	Squeeze your bits, you filthy beggar.
0:14.4	All of your comments, thoughts, questions and fun stories.
0:16.8	To keep you going through the weekend.
0:18.2	Shall we jump on in?
0:24.7	Yeah. To keep you going through the weekend. Shall we jump on in? It's time for another.
0:27.5	Correspondence Corner!
0:33.3	We need to get our own drums in there, don't we?
0:36.3	Do you want a drum kit?
0:37.7	Just so we can get the... Did you touch my drum kit? Do you want a drum kit? Just so we can get the...
0:38.8	Did you touch my drum kit?
0:39.6	Did you touch my drum kit?
0:42.7	Ah!
0:44.3	Wow!
0:46.2	So, anyhow, what have we got today, Emma?
0:48.1	Okay, we've had loads of responses about strange first words
0:52.1	since we heard from an anonymous mum whose baby's first word was
0:56.1	snack. Do you know I met a lady not so long ago who said to me, I listened to the episode,
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