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Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

The Biscuit Choke

Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

Audio Always

Funny, Confessions, Kids & Family, Kids, Motherhood, Family, Comedy, Relatable, Parenting, Sophiena

4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Sophiena shares how trying to help her niece swallow tablets ended in a full-blown biscuit-choking disaster. Emma’s been busy schmoozing with other parents at Joseff’s school, and a potty-training wee goes very publicly wrong.

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0:00.0

Hello, this is the Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina and I'm Emma. This podcast is a safe space for

0:08.9

mum's everywhere. A safe space to share our secrets. Because we all have secrets, don't we? We do and as we

0:13.6

know, sharing is caring. You don't even have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself,

0:17.5

you can be anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in the secret mumglob. See, we do have it. I feel like when I look at the camera, I feel like that speech is really long. Yeah, but I feel like it comes more naturally when you actually don't look. I don't know. I feel awkward looking straight down the camera. I do. Hello, and welcome to QVC.

0:37.5

I feel like I'm used to you.

0:38.1

Well, we've got some mugs here for you today.

0:41.0

Two mugs.

0:41.8

Actually, fucking four.

0:42.9

So many mugs.

0:43.9

Because you need my mug on your mug.

0:46.0

Let's get them into position.

0:47.4

Get your mug in position.

0:48.9

How are you doing?

0:49.9

I'm okay.

0:50.7

I like a little short.

0:51.6

Thanks, honey. Bit of Olly Bee. We're all on a leopard print vibe today.

0:55.3

Although Emma was double leopard.

0:56.8

It's even on your trainer.

0:58.0

I know. Holy shit. Oh, I haven't got mine on my trainer today. Anybody want to reach out with some leopard prints? We're the girls. You've got it on your coat today as well. On my coat? Yeah. But sometimes, I didn't think about that actually, because I wear that coat just all the time, like, no questions, just grab it when I'm leaving the house.

1:12.4

And then sometimes when I've got other leopard print on, I didn't think about that actually because I wear that coat just all the time. Like, no questions.

1:11.1

Just grab it when I'm leaving the house.

1:12.4

And then sometimes when I've got other leopard print on, I think, this is too much. Clashy. But I'm not thinking about it. But I think other people are looking at me thinking she loves, if I saw you, I'd go iconic. She loves leopard prints. Yeah. I think we spoke about this. I think leopard prints are neutral at this point.

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