Hello, this is the secret mum club.

I am Safina.

Good stuff.

In case you forgot that, because I clearly forgot who I was.

And I'm Emma.

And this podcast is a safe space for mums everywhere.

Safe space to share our secrets.

Because we all have secrets, don't we? We do. And as we know, sharing is caring. You don't have to tell us who you are. You can keep that to yourself. You can be anonymous. And all those secrets can be serious or silly. All secrets are welcome in the secret mom club. It's amazing how much you can remember when you don't have to look. I just don't think about it. don't think about. We're getting better. We do know it. It's season four. Season four, baby. Season four, welcome to season four. It's a new fucking year. I'm 2026 and I'm here to rock shit. I'm not. I'm same same old me. same old me new year same me. I was trying to my

my sister's friend the other day and he went how's a new podcast? What? I said that's offensive

I'm sorry where the fuck of you been season fucking four it's not new it's not new go back and

listen. Someone did actually message me because I've not really been on my socials I'm not a

resolution gal I don't set resolutions but I am trying to do better on my social me because I've not really been on my socials. I'm not a resolution gal.

I don't set resolutions, but I am trying to do better on my socials because I have taken a little bit of a, I had a little cry. I've taken a little bit of a time off. I've been a bit sporadic for the last couple of years. So I thought, do you know what, 2026? I'm going to really go ham on that ship. I've posted a lot. I'm sorry, it's a lot for the first seven days of the year. It's give the people what they want. Yeah. Oh, someone did say, oh, that's nice for 2026 starting a podcast. You've got a lot of catching up. It's nice to do. Try content creation. No, actually been doing this thing it is. Oh, you've been doing content creation? How long you've been doing that? How's that going for you? It's actually my full-time job. It's kept me going a really long time. Very lucky about it. I'm a family of five. Do you know what? I find it really strange saying a family of five. Do you? I'm like, oh, I'm a family of five. Five.

Five. I really struggle. Still not used to it. Two years deep. And I grew up as a family of five. So I always should say, oh, we're a family of five. That feels more natural to me than saying a family of four. Yeah. And we're two point four children. You were a five. You grew up as a family of five. I mean, yeah.

How do I look today because I've got I've got potential blood on my trousers and Joseph's broken my glasses. I spilled coffee on my neck on the train. Oh yeah. It actually dribbled down my chin and I thought, oh great, I escaped my jumper, which is, I didn't want coffee stained on it because it's very spash. Got in here, looked in the mirror.

Sunny white t-shirt, I didn't want coffee stained on it because it's very spanish.

Got in here, looked in the mirror.

It's only a white t-shirt.

I dribbled it down my neck.

That's going to be a nightmare to get out of the collar as well. Certainly from Primark. I say it's only from Primark. It was only two pounds, but it's not the point. But I will set it my mission to get this fucker out.

Ace washing detergent.

That'll get that fucking right now.

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