The Summer I Turned Petty

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jackie recaps the sick game Belly is playing in The Summer I Turned Pretty, discusses Clyde’s aspirations to be the next Mikhail Baryshnikov, elaborates on the perfect murder plan, and delights in her guests’ discomfort at her With Hate birthday party.

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0:00.0	She's putting the labor in Labor Day, y'all.
0:17.8	I've had to start and stop this recording three times because my housekeeper rosa is on a
0:22.7	very active conference call with her bible study group and discussing something very passionately
0:28.6	can't relate and i just popped out i said hey like sorry i'm i'm recording right now so if we could
0:34.4	just you know quiet on set she says i'm almost done i said okay i'll wait why don't you just, you know, quiet on set, she says, I'm almost done. I said,
0:39.0	okay, I'll wait. Why don't you just let me know when you're done? And then I'll resume.
0:43.3	So here we are. She believed she could and she did. I'm feeling, first of all, before I start
0:48.9	talking shit, it is the summer that I turned petty. I would like to acknowledge the fact that my hair is,
0:55.7	it is and has been so bad for about six weeks now. Like the roots are just so inexcusable at this
1:05.2	point. Like I am looking fresh at a Pecoyma. No offense to Pecoyima, but the roots are rooting and I should not be allowed
1:13.6	or entitled to talk as much shit as I do with my hair color. Like, it's bad. B. A.D. As Ramona
1:21.3	Singer once said, I just finished late to the party the summer I turned pretty, which is like the dumbest show of all time,
1:29.2	but I'm locked and loaded. I can't remember where I saw this. I think it might have been the
1:33.0	Toes Scrolls that called Jeremiah a curly-headed little fuck. And I would like to co-sign on him
1:38.4	being a curly-headed little fuck. I have not fucked with Jeremiah since season one.
1:50.2	I don't like, I mean, the storyline, maybe it's a little too woke for me.
1:55.0	He's this like free-spirited bisexual jock and belly.
1:56.4	Let's talk about belly.
1:57.7	This is a spoiler alert.
2:00.7	If you haven't finished the summer, I turned petty, aka pretty.
2:07.5	You know, just skip forward for a second. So I've missed a couple of these seasons. I've kind of dipped in. I've kind of dipped out. I watched season one. I half watch season two and three.
2:12.7	And then I was fully locked and loaded for season four. And somehow, like, I have very selective digital consumerism.
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