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I'm feeling really spunky today.

So I was in a definite, like, I would say just atmospheric deficit this morning,

but then, like, something happened and I came alive. I think the Unisom wore off. So basically,

a lot has happened in the last week. And by a lot, I mean literally nothing. My sister-in-law and my niece were in town. My sister's

air conditioning unit broke, so she had to move in. It's been a lot of family time, okay? And I've

just been a little underslipped. Clyde's molars came in. Like, who knew? I literally thought he was done getting teeth like a

year ago. I thought that it was like, wham, bam, we're good bam. Mam, Pam. Sham. Shazam.

Who knew that teeth came in around two years old. So his molars were coming in. And for the past

like couple nights, we've been giving him Motrin. He's been drooling. He's

been irritable. He sleeps through the night. I mean, no joke, we have never had to go get him.

Since he was like four months old, we have never had to go retrieve him from his crib. He kind of

self-soothes. He like cuddles. He dry humps, his elephant jelly cat, and he puts himself back down.

He was screaming uncontrollably the past few nights, okay? And we didn't know what was going on because he was

acting totally normal most of the days. But he was running like a little hot. And Andrew is,

how do I say this politely? like insufferable and so manically hypochondriac.

Like, he is such a doomsdair.

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