Let me introduce you.

I am joined by the ever-handsome, the ever-glistening, chiseled from a piece of stone, live and

direct from suburbia. My soulmate, John Hill. You're saying glistening because I'm greasy.

I like a little do. I said that to you right when you walked in my home. Normally I use a matifying modality through which to matify my face. No. Today I ran out. No, by the way, you should never do that. Really? I'm so put it on the list. I hate mat. I know. I hate it. This is egregious, though. No, it's okay. It shows hydration.

It shows a little life, a little lubrication.

It also shows the expensive fucking French women beauty product that I bought for $130.

Oh.

A solid serum called bon jute.

And it is the best product I've ever used. No, I do not get a kickback. Wait, how'd you find it? A makeup designer friend of mine had it at his house. He's like, you've got to get this shit. Bon jute. Bon jute. Okay, I'm sold. It has 83 active ingredients. Anyway, I'm shiny. Welcome. Hi. No, I love a little dew. I slathered this face and oil and then I hit it with just a little bit of a Westman-Tillier lit-up stick on the cheekbone. Ever tried it? No, but I'm going to run out and buy it. You are just so gorgeous and on top of everything else you're funny, but like the most important thing is that you're gorgeous and that's really all I care about. Thank you so much for coming, John Hill. Thank you. I'm honored. I'm always honored to be in your presence. The last time you were on this podcast, let's run it back. It is one of my favorite episodes of all time. A chill just ran down my spine. Did you worry about that?

No.

Okay, great.

But do you want to talk about it? Is that because you feel safe with me?

Or you feel like this is like the platform is so morally bankrupt that nothing you could do would sink the ship?

What's the psychology behind you not being worried about it?

And let's,

we'll talk about it in a second. It's so layered. I loved it. I had the best time with you.

I was like, kindred spirit, here we go. And I was, I wanted to be just, what, jump how high with you.

And you did. But you know what? You and I haven't had a conversation really to two of us since I got sober.

Were you not sober during that?

Oh, that's what I'm saying.

I was fucked up.

I was on drugs.

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