And now live from Level 5 productions on the island of Miloronia.

It's the Larry Miller Show. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America, and everyone who had a great Mother's Day.

Hi, folks, and welcome back to the Larry Miller Show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all?

And yes, I said great Mother's Day, and I'll tell you why in a minute. But boy, oh boy,

and we are not on Milleronia today because of Mother's Day. But Colonel Jeff and I are here at Stately Miller Manor,

and we're in the studio here at Miller Manor.

And everyone's happy.

And Ozzy and Maggie, the doggies, are here in the studio with us, as ever.

And it's beautiful out here in Southern California. And

we're happy and we're making another show, which makes us happy. It's a great blessing, folks,

and I hope you all feel the same way and you enjoy listening. And once again, that music

makes me just chipper.

It, uh, and the colonel's the same way.

Of course, uh, that's the Paul Robeson orchestra.

And the Ava Gardner dancers, featuring boy tenor George Carlin asking the musical question,

when someone asks you a penny for your thoughts and you put your two

cents in, what happens to the other penny? Well, that's a heck of a question. Not surprisingly,

anything from George Carlin, God bless him, was, well, it was always nifty. It was just, uh, what a mind

and what a heart he had and still does. Well, you know, uh, well, it was always nifty. It was just, what a mind and what a heart he had and still does.

Well, you know, first of all, George, good question. And it, I think, and I asked the

colonel this too, and we agreed that used to be, in days past, that each of those pennies was used to weigh down the tone arm of every record

player in America. And we had one in our house that did that. My dad, God bless him, we got a,

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