And now live from Level 5 productions on the island of Miloronia.

It's the Larry Miller show. Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America, and everyone who's always thought of himself as a ladies man.

Hi, folks, and welcome back to the Larry Miller Show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all?

And it is beautiful here on Milleronia. It's another gorgeous day. Oh, what a good time on

Milleronia. It is, well, the weather's great. Spring training for the Miller League has just started.

In Florida, you know, they call it the Grapefruit League.

In Arizona, they call it the Cactus League.

But here on Miloronia, we call it the Lava League.

And every player knows if you don't make the cut, you don't get sent to the miners.

You get sent to the volcano.

Yes.

And not the really, really, really bad one, not the number two volcano.

Just the number two, the number one volcano.

Which is, well, pretty bad because it's, after all, a volcano.

But, and we toss you in and you,

well, you know what, you hit that lava and you'll know you're alive, but not for long.

There's no minor league in Milleronia. The players know the minor league is jokingly referred to as Miller's brimstones. But they like it. They like that it's a little tough here in the Miller League,

but it's beautiful and everyone loves baseball here on Miloronia. And, well, that music just makes me

feel so good anyway. You know that by now, but it's the

truth. I love our theme song. And that's the Rabbit Kekai Orchestra and the Kimberly

Hunt dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking asking the musical question, on my last trip to

Amazon, I noticed the flight was a little bumpy.

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