Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baelif Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week

to clear the docket as summer sunsets here in God's United States of America. With me, as always,

Judge John Hodgman. God or whatever's United States of America.

Fair enough. Hello, Jesse. Hello, Jennifer Marmer there in Los Angeles. Hello, Joel Mann

across the glass from me here in WERU, the solar powered studios of WERU Community Radio.

I thought this would be our last session together, Joel. But no. But no.

Due to some scheduling changes, two more. I'm very excited. And I'll tell you something, Joel,

and Jesse. You sound excited, Joel. He's off the throttle a little, buddy. I know, right? You're

peaking, peaking a little. Yeah. Joel, when I drove into the parking lot, I took a moment to inspect

the grounds. One thing I noticed was your Kia is parked in a weird place. What's going on?

It was a strange morning. What happened? Why is it over there?

I also noticed that the old sign, you know, you replaced the WERU sign recently. The old sign

is just like lying in the weeds on the side of the building. Forgotten. Can I have it?

I don't see why not. All right. I'm going to sell it. What else are you going to do?

I know. I'm going to take it over to the big chicken barn. Sell it, put it on consignment.

$1,000. There you go. I'll donate 20 to the station. Anyway, nice to be here again,

wru.org. Nice to be here with you, Jesse and Jennifer. We have a special day today.

Juvenile court returns to Judge John Hodgman. That means, John, that all of our cases this week

are about uh, tuts and peepies. To all poop and peepee jokes, we have a lot of young people listening

to this podcast and a lot of them have email addresses which they use with abandon. Now,

normally on the podcast, we take cases that are between disputes, conflicts, between adults.

We are a family tolerant podcast. We are here for the adults of the world. But every now and then

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