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🗓️ 25 August 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn. This week, the |
0:07.0 | motion is carry granted. Film fanatic Rick file suit against his wife, Nikki. Rick |
0:14.0 | saves his golden age film viewing for his own time because Nikki is usually not interested. |
0:21.2 | Together, the two of them tend to watch TV shows. But Rick was shocked one day to find |
0:26.6 | Nikki watching the 1963 film Shurey without him and asked that she save that movie for |
0:34.6 | him. She doesn't think she should have to stop watching it. Who's right? Who's wrong? |
0:40.2 | Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents |
0:46.0 | an obscure cultural reference. |
0:50.3 | The guy who's talking's got a heavy English accent. He could be a fruitcake. Bill of Jesse |
0:55.3 | Thorn, please swear the litigants in. Rick, Nikki, please rise and raise your right hands. |
1:00.3 | Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you |
1:04.2 | God or whatever? Totally. Absolutely. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's |
1:09.8 | ruling despite the fact that his preferred carry grant romantic romp is to catch a thief? |
1:15.7 | Yeah. Judge Hodgman, you may proceed. Nick and Ricky, Ricky or Nick, whatever your |
1:21.3 | names are, very adorably similar names, Rick and Nikki, right? Yeah. Okay, you may be |
1:27.8 | seated. Oh, I do love to catch a thief. I've not seen that one in a long time. Yeah, |
1:33.6 | it's a great movie. The movie really rules. Yeah. Carry Grant is in a cat suit. These little |
1:38.7 | gloves. That little boat neck knit with the black and white horizontal stripes looking |
1:44.3 | good. Carry Grant was in a lot of great movies, including Shureyde. Yeah, great movie star. |
1:49.8 | But I'll tell you something. I was not quoting the movie Shureyde, which is to some degree |
1:53.8 | the subject of this dispute for an immediate summary judgment in one of your favors. Can |
1:59.0 | either you, Rick, okay, I'm going to get it or you, Nikki, I get it right. Rick and Nikki, |
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