Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers

this week to clear the docket. And with me is the famed humorist of far southern Nova

Scotia, Judge John Hodgman. Hey, it's me, Judge John Hodgman. Uh, yeah. Here in Maine

still didn't think I'd still be here, but I am across the glass from our friend Joel

man over there. How are you Joel? Good judge here at W E R U dot org. That's what the

sticker on the glass says 89.9 in Blue Hill 99.9 in Bangor and all around the world.

W E R U dot org. Joel, I was glad to see your part in your regular place today. What's

that outside? Oh, right, right. Yeah. Doesn't he remember? Thanks for giving me something

to work with their Joel. It's a parking lot last time. It's a parking lot. Joel. Joel

is basically I have my tools roll on this Joel's role on this show is basically that period

where Marshawn Lynch didn't want to answer questions that the press availability after

the game. You were parked in a weird way last week, Joel. Jesse, everyone parks in the

dirt lot here. Well, I should say grab a lot here at W E R U dot org with the nose of

their car snugged up against the station shack. That's where I park. That's where Joel's

Kia always is. Last week he was parked all the way across the lot with the butt of his car

a budding route one. What were you doing Joel expressing myself? I don't like this. Yeah.

Charles Wright in the Watt 1033 rhythm band over there. Non conformism at a free form community

supported radio station. I guess I guess it has its place. All right. We do have a docket

to Claire. John. We do like you don't want to hear the one thing though that I had to say about

this Jesse. Maybe you saw it on my Instagram. What's that? Main is a beautiful state. And one of

the things I love to do in Maine is go to the big box store on a sunny afternoon to buy an HDMI

cable and then stand in sheer confusion in front of the big box store vinyl section where they sell

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