The Return of Ashley

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2025

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Originally Aired September 30, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Penis Man. Everything you wanna know about the viral urination trend.

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0:00.0	You podcast listeners are smart.
0:02.1	We say that all the time around here.
0:03.7	Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.
0:22.4	Enjoy the show, pals, the podcast,
0:25.6	and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com.
0:29.0	The 93x.5-assed morning show.
0:30.7	Ninety-three.
0:35.1	These are nicknames for your friend named Ashley,
0:38.3	astronaut, asbestos, trash. Ashleap at the wheel.
0:39.3	Rhinoplastly.
0:40.3	Ashamed.
0:41.3	Obvi Ashley.
0:42.3	Ashamed.
0:43.3	Super Smash Bros.
0:44.3	Ash Ash Ash Ash Ashon's Creed.
0:45.3	Is this the real life?
0:47.3	Is this just Fantasely?
0:48.3	Get excited about it.
0:49.3	It's gonna be wonderful.
0:50.3	It's showtime.
0:52.3	Oh, for crud. to be wonderful. It's showtime.
0:59.0	Oh, for craps' sake.
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