4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2025
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Originally Aired September 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast pals. |
| 0:01.3 | Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast |
| 0:05.5 | that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face |
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| 0:18.1 | By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out, |
| 0:21.8 | you'll be freezing your private parts off |
| 0:23.8 | while dealing the side eye from your significant other |
| 0:26.3 | and pets for not calling sooner. |
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| 0:36.5 | That's standardheating.com to book today |
| 0:38.9 | the half-assed morning show backtracks oh so we're on the radio sure are are. How long have we been sitting here? |
| 1:11.5 | Five to ten, ten. Yeah. Five minutes? Six, seven. Uh, yeah. For middle school. Sorry, I got lost in reading about some things. I had no friggin idea that we were about ready to roll. All right, fine. Here we go. Welcome to the program, the 93XFAS morning show. honestly, how long will be sitting there? |
| 1:13.3 | Just a handful of seconds. |
| 1:14.4 | Okay, good, good, good. |
| 1:11.5 | Again, All right, fine. Here we go. Welcome to the program, the 93X-FAS morning show. Honestly, how long will we be sitting there? |
| 1:28.4 | Just a handful of seconds. Okay, good, good, good. Like an uncomfortable amount of seconds. Took me a second to realize it, too. All of a sudden, I looked at my left, Josh, is waving at me. And I thought, well, yeah, I know who you are. Hello. I met you. Said hi, we've had a couple of conversations. |
| 1:29.0 | That was as lost as I've been in, you know, show prep in a long, long time. I had absolutely no clue we |
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