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Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Underage drinking! Half-off apps! Sweet Sixteens! BBM screenshots! Joe and Andrew take you out from the comfort of their living room and Into The Woods on the sophomore episode of Good Children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I want to start off by addressing the elephant in the room.
0:04.8	A huge elephant in this room.
0:06.5	And that elephant is apparently our gay-ass baggy vocal fry.
0:11.3	I am consciously speaking without it in this current moment.
0:16.1	It's all about enunciating, it's all about projecting your voice a little bit more,
0:19.9	and just, you know, putting on that.
0:22.3	Just like, jeez. Just speaking in a normal tone.
0:25.0	If you're listening to this, odds are you either know us in real life or you found us through our first two hugely successful Tik Tocks.
0:33.7	And in that first post, we got eaten up.
0:37.9	We got eaten up alive with these voices.
0:40.5	Like, I have never seen so much gay on gay crime.
0:43.0	People actually talk like that.
0:45.0	Do gays force each other to talk like this?
0:47.0	Do you guys, have you guys ever been to Brooklyn?
0:49.0	It's chicken fried vocals.
0:50.0	Yeah, like you're going to hear it, and like there's nothing you can do about it because this is apparently how we talk.
0:58.0	Hey guys, this is Joe Hedges.
1:00.0	And this is Andrew Muscarella.
1:01.0	And you are listening to good children.
1:03.0	Oh, I'm sorry.
1:05.0	We'll do it again.
1:06.0	One, two, three.
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