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Good Children

Meet You At The Mall

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew muscarella unpack the "trauma" of the late aughts mall experience: from the dark abyss of an Abercrombie & Fitch dressing room to the philosophical reasoning behind your food court selection. Come with us on a journey through time, space, and body odor to any given mall on Long Island. TREAT OF THE WEEK: Pop Tarts. ⁠COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW⁠, SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH, AT 7PM IN NYC! Join the community ⁠on Patreon⁠ for an exclusive bonus episode every week. Follow Good Children on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, & ⁠Twitter⁠. Follow Joe on ⁠Instagram⁠ & ⁠TikTok⁠. Follow Andrew on ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I firmly believed in my heart of hearts that I would be model scouted and that it would change my life fundamentally.

0:08.2

That was going to be your moment.

0:09.4

I mean it just made sense to me like when I think about what I looked like at like 12 years old I was

0:14.7

rocking like I would argue a Bermuda short like a checker print Bermuda short and like

0:18.9

really long almost to ankle skin tight Abercromtight, ever-crombie,

0:22.8

a hair-pastel, like, shirt on the top, yes.

0:26.0

And to me, with bangs directly across my forehead.

0:29.2

Oh, yeah.

0:30.4

Why wouldn't that happen for me?

0:32.4

Yeah, you were actually, like, America's next top model and speaking out and speaking of America's not that model like I will say like I was a little bit upset that I was never tapping the shoulder when I walked past one of those model scouting.

0:44.8

There was nobody on earth that could smize I feel like you could at 10 years old.

0:50.9

I was walking by those people, I was sucking in my cheeks. I was pushing my

0:54.4

shoulders back. I was popping that chest out and I was strutting past them and not

1:00.0

once did they turn their head. Hello you guys, this is Joe Hedges.

1:03.7

And Andrew Muscarella.

1:05.0

And this is Good Children.

1:06.5

The beginning was good.

1:14.0

The first one was really good.

1:16.0

And then I got shaky.

1:17.0

But that first one was...

1:18.0

Because we got artistic with it.

1:19.0

We got...

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