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Good Children

Leave It All To Me

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

After drinking 500mg of caffeine each, Joe and Andrew talk triple threats, late 2000s pop cultural icons, and the celebrities who made them who they are today through intense soliloquy and home videos. Andrew unpacks the trauma of his American Idol audition. Joe unloads his devotional love to Taylor Swift. Everyone seeks justice for Rebecca Black. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

My back hurts.

0:01.0

Yeah, you always choose that position like.

0:02.8

I know.

0:03.8

Like I'm fully doing yoga.

0:04.8

Because you are trying to fix your posture and like I think this is a really good way to do that.

0:07.8

Thank you.

0:08.8

If anyone, I would, the way I could find out if I'm like fixing my shoulders is

0:11.9

week by week seeing if I'm like not doing this.

0:14.1

Ask the cameras. Are there any posture correctors out there? If you's, if a single person

0:19.0

who size is my posture, I literally had a nightmare. I had a nightmare two days ago that the person behind

0:24.6

me in spin class said, I've been meaning to tell you your posture is really bad.

0:28.6

Oh no joy, that sad.

0:30.3

Good children. You went low this time. That was kind of good. This is

0:40.4

good children. I am Joe Hedges and I am Andrew Muscarella. This is our

0:44.0

podcast where we talk about growing up a little differently in a few different ways

0:49.1

It was a great way to put it. Was it? Yeah, it was a little bit different speaking out different who are these

0:54.8

queers something changed we got work done we got work done we had two episodes and we

1:00.0

jumped getting work done your cheekbones look amazing thank you I got a haircut. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, as you can tell I got a haircut. Of course.

1:07.6

Let's talk about the mullet. How is it growing in? It's going in pretty well. It's been one day and it looks really good.

1:14.0

I didn't go there with a plan to get a mullet.

1:16.0

I really let her take full reins.

1:19.0

And she snips, nips, I said, it looks amazing.

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