The Professor

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The Illuminati soldier forth shorthanded as Tom enjoys a much deserved vacation, leaving Amin and Mayes to forage for scraps of NBA news in the summer wasteland. Is there any substance to the latest batch of Kevin Durant trade discussions? Then legendary Truth Teller J.A. Adande sets aside his professorial tweed jacket and dons the Basketball Illuminati robes once again, guiding us through the Joe Smith saga, the most severe punishment in NBA history, and just how Sterny former commissioner David Stern could get. Adande's LA Times Article from October 2000 Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:11.2	This Sunday, we're live from the home of smart energy use,
0:13.8	three Acacia Drive and Dave Davo peckams off to a flyer.
0:17.5	Bat's cooking next week's meals off.
0:19.5	Nice nutmeg and now the washing machines on,
0:22.2	then straight into the hiding.
0:23.6	And please see for the home side,
0:25.4	thanks to the hard-priced electricity,
0:27.2	Brim British gas full-time,
0:29.2	Davo saved it all for Sunday.
0:31.2	Now we can enjoy the football.
0:33.3	Get half-crash electricity every Sunday
0:35.2	with British gas peak safe.
0:36.6	Sunday's 11 to 4 and 24th of September,
0:38.9	season C's apply smart meat to require.
0:41.6	Action.
0:42.8	I'm always into this incident, Bob.
0:44.6	Did we?
0:45.2	Didn't we?
0:46.0	Oh, the clap Zach went on AFV and said they did it.
0:49.2	And was like, these guys do this.
0:50.7	So this real professional blah, blah, blah,
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