Tamper Tantrum

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

While the mainstream media wonders about LeBron James' future with the Lakers, the Illuminarmy generals urge its soldiers to instead pay close attention to the stars aligning in Sin City. What do college coaches know about Bronny James that they won't tell us? Tom connects the dots and investigates what's really going on with the James'. Speaking of investigations, just as predicted by Basketball Illuminati, the NBA has opened up investigations into the New York Knicks and Philadelphia 76ers on tampering charges before Amin ambushes The Agenda with an Inconvenient Truth about tampering. Finally, Tom Does His Own Research on the late, great Bill Russell's career before Amin urges you to look more closely at the famous picture of Russell with all his rings. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:10.9	Huge announcement, boys.
0:13.8	Jeannie Bus is selling PS5s.
0:18.2	She's got three of them for sale, guys.
0:21.0	I get back from my anniversary trip to Austin.
0:24.7	I had like five days off and I log on to Twitter and I find that Jeannie Bus is now
0:28.9	selling PS5s out of the back of her trunk or something.
0:31.9	Times are tough for the Lakers.
0:33.9	It's been a rough off season and Jeannie Bus is selling PS5s.
0:37.4	But the good news, Tom, is that the proceeds will go directly towards charity.
0:41.8	Oh, so you don't have to feel bad about it.
0:43.7	Okay, I like how Jeannie Bus in this universe.
0:47.6	It's like, you know, I want to raise some charity.
0:50.1	I have three PS5s.
0:53.2	Not I'm auction off every championship trophy or banner or autograph.
0:57.6	Somebody from Sony dropped them off.
0:59.2	I said, you know, be cool.
1:00.4	If we had a charity, are these special PS5s?
1:03.9	They have Lakers blazing logos or colors?
1:07.2	Nope, just PS5, just three of them.
1:09.9	I'm going to donate the proceeds to charity.
1:11.9	I'm looking at the Lakers Twitter account.
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