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I was going to join the show today to announce and break the news to a mean that I had tested

positive, just like he broke the news to me, on set, on the air, on Levitard, that Zach

Harper had tested positive, unbeknownst to me, and that I'm sitting next to the dude who's

hanging out with him constantly.

But it turns out I was negative.

I did five rapid tests.

I was feeling like shit, coming back from Vegas, although I probably tripped that to a red

eye in just four days, five days in Vegas.

I'm being in Vegas.

That's my point with all these soft people.

I don't feel so good.

Like you're in Vegas, you're not supposed to feel good.

You feel good after coming back from Vegas.

Guess what?

You did Vegas wrong.

I'm just glad you okay, Tom.

I'm glad that not all of my podcast partners are getting sick, unlike a mean who somehow

seems to have some sort of technology that maybe you should have shared with the rest

of the world.

I don't know.

Well, he did share it with me.

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