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All secrets are welcome in the secret mum club. I feel like I need to do a big clap. I remember it this time. Yeah. Because I wasn't trying to do two things at once. I wasn't trying to drink my coffee and talk. Yes. At the same time, which apparently I can't do. Also, I've just realised this is two main episodes, so we're wearing the same clothes. Yep, still frazzled.

I'm so fucking frazzled that I've just worn the same outfit episode. You can't use the excuse as well. I got ready to get in the dark again. No, I didn't. You wouldn't have had a power cut two weeks in a row. I'm still in last week's clothes. I haven't actually washed. We're still here because the power cut lasted a week And I still probably haven't moved to house

Yeah I'm still in last week's clothes. I haven't actually washed. We're still here because the power cut lasted a week. And I still probably haven't moved to house. This is so true. This is so true. Powercut is lasting forever and Emma still hasn't moved. It's hard to do like back-to-back episodes when something so momentous should be happening because obviously I'd be like, I've moved into my new house. I've had this massive life change, but it probably still hasn't happened. My children are still shitting themselves. Yeah. You know? I mean, that is a constant. It is a constant. Although we have decided today, we've come to the point that we would, we're going to decorate this studio. Yes. Yes. We are. We are. We are. We are. We are. We are. We decided it needed a little

va va va vaoom. Do you know what? I actually saw curtains on here today and I actually really

loved it. Curtains on the back wall. Shout out to our get a grip. Oh yeah. Beautiful. Makes it

much more home. Curtain. Curtain. Curtain. Curtain. Four curtains. Four like drapes. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. And then like a cream wallie, like a cream fake wall with shelves. Oh, very nice. Yeah, very like home decor. It was given. It was given, Bouch. We want a little rug.

We want some comfy chairs. We're going to go for a little rung. I think we need to do, I'd like a

curtain. I do feel like I want a leopard print curtain. Do you? And a pink chair. You're going in on the leopard print these days. I'm not mad about it. I got ready in the dark today. Can you tell? day.

Look at us.

Matchy, matchy.

I keep accidentally doing, because it's been raining raining I've been wearing my big winter coat which is a leopard print long coat with a hood it's quite a lot of leopard print that's a lot today for you but sometimes accidentally I'll be having my I've got leopard print trainers leopard print jeans and then I'll have my leopard print coat on I went to work work the other day and someone was like, that's a lot of love.

Horrish, I was like, I know, accidentally I look like Pat Butcher because I just grabbed my coat when I leave and I'm like, oh, it's raining. I need my big coat today. I love her you weren't Pat Butcher. I would have gone cats later. Oh yeah. Pat Bitcher was more eerie. You ain't my mother?

Yes, I am.

What?

Yeah.

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