The Poo Catcher
Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Sissy Roxanne is back in the studio! With Emma off moving to Wales, she’s stepping in to help Soph tackle this week’s correspondence featuring more Christmas babies and some gorgeous Irish names. Plus, there’s a BIG surprise for the girls, as this week’s secret comes from a very familiar voice...
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Roxanne. |
| 0:08.0 | Woo! Woo! Woo! Who! Who! How you feeling? Good? We just had to do a... Brrr! Brrr! And Bap! |
| 0:15.7 | Ready. To try and relax, Roxanne. Yeah. Because she's feeling a little bit robotic not that you can see us but she's |
| 0:21.5 | said it bless her heart takes your water she's like do I need to take my glasses off no don't do |
| 0:25.3 | mum don't do mum I won't be able to read anything you'll be sat there like squinted what does us |
| 0:30.0 | so Emma is off this week for the big move to Wales so Sissy has stepped in and do you think |
| 0:37.3 | you can do the intro with me? |
| 0:39.2 | Do you feel like you can do it? I reckon I can. I feel like you need to just... Him through the nose, out for your mouth. Do you feel nervous? And it's scale of 1 to 10. You've done this so many times now. I know, but... Just chill, honey. It's not as natural as you are. You got the looks, I got the person. |
| 0:53.0 | No, I'm joking. |
| 0:56.6 | Right, you ready? |
| 0:57.4 | Yep. |
| 0:57.9 | Where are we getting? Honey. Not as natural as you are. Listen, you've got the looks, I got the person. No, I'm kidding. |
| 1:08.9 | Right, you ready? Yeah. Where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bulbs from the week. Is it weird if I say squeeze your bits? I mean, you are my sister. Yeah, that's my. I offer to squeeze Emmett's bits, but I'll squeeze yours. Okay. I mean, we're cissies. We're probably up before. I should just say. |
| 1:09.8 | I'll probably squeeze your bits |
| 1:10.6 | earlier on the train. |
| 1:12.7 | All of your comments, thoughts, |
| 1:14.0 | questions and fun. I mean, we're sissies. We're probably up before. I should just say, I probably squeezed your bits earlier on the train. |
| 1:12.7 | All of your comments, thoughts, questions and fun stories to keep you going through the weekend. |
| 1:17.3 | Shall we jump ony? |
| 1:18.8 | Yeah, I reckon so. |
| 1:19.8 | Yeah, I reckon so. |
| 1:25.0 | So how does it feel to be back? |
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