The Bamboo Blender
Secret Mum Club with Sophiena
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
There’s an exciting new addition to the poo knife family in the form of decorative bathroom foliage that leaves Soph and Emma both traumatised and impressed. They also hear a lipstick mix-up that has them in stitches, and a candid secret from a stepmum navigating sudden parenthood.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. |
| 0:05.8 | I'm Safina. |
| 0:06.5 | And I'm Emma. |
| 0:07.2 | And welcome to your Thursday's episode, |
| 0:08.8 | where we get to squeeze in all the extra bits and bobs from the week. |
| 0:12.0 | Squeeze your bits. |
| 0:13.4 | All of your comments, thoughts, questions and fun stories. |
| 0:16.0 | Keep you going through the weekend. |
| 0:17.1 | Shall we jump ony? |
| 0:26.1 | Yeah. Right, are you ready? |
| 0:27.2 | It's time for another. |
| 0:29.7 | Correspondence Corner. |
| 0:36.2 | Wow. |
| 0:37.4 | Turn that radio down. Turn it up. Get me in your earphones. Can you imagine that in the headphones? That's a burst eardrum. Thank you so much. So, Emma, let's have number one. Okay. This is from Anonymous. Hello. It says, hi, Sophie and Emma. I've just been watching the secret swear club episode and in answer |
| 0:55.4 | to your question about what items people have used as a poo knife, I present to you this story. |
| 1:00.4 | Oh my, I'm so excited. My brother, eight and I, five, were over at my great aunt's fancy home. |
| 1:07.5 | My brother potted off to the loo and eventually returned to the sitting room after some |
| 1:11.4 | time and quietly ushered my dad to help him. On the drive home, we were told what had transpired. |
| 1:16.5 | My brother had done a massive shite and it wouldn't flush. My dad, in a panic, looked around the room and his eyes locked onto the decorative bamboo sticks in the vase on the corner of the bars. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh shit. |
| 1:29.2 | Shit. The ones are like a curly, you know, when they're straight with the curled top. |
| 1:32.8 | Or just straight. |
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