the Playoffs, Life Insurance, Being An Executor | Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-26
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.4 | It's Bill Byrne. |
| 0:03.2 | It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:07.3 | January 19th, 2026. |
| 0:10.5 | What's going on? |
| 0:11.7 | How are you? |
| 0:14.9 | Oh, Jesus. |
| 0:16.0 | Drake May. |
| 0:16.6 | Throw the fucking ball away, brother. |
| 0:18.9 | Just throw it away. |
| 0:21.2 | Watching the Pats right now. End of the third quarter, 21 to 16. I got to do the podcast |
| 0:25.7 | while I watch because I'm losing my fucking mind. I can't handle this. I will say this. |
| 0:30.7 | Is it much as it was hard to watch the Patriots the last few years, you know, it was nice to not have to worry about having a heart attack during the playoffs because we weren't in them. |
| 0:43.2 | They could just sit here and enjoy it and not be emotionally invested. |
| 0:50.7 | This has been an ugly game. |
| 0:53.9 | This has been an ugly game. This has been an ugly game. |
| 0:55.8 | Half time. |
| 0:56.5 | Jesus Christ, could they trash C.J. Stroud anymore? |
| 0:59.8 | Guy threw four interceptions. |
| 1:01.7 | No, he didn't. |
| 1:03.6 | There were four interceptions. |
| 1:05.1 | One of it was tipped at the line. |
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