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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

The People in the Woods...

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired February 23, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Demon mirrors. Everything you wanna know about mall walking. 

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

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0:24.3

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0:27.0

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0:31.0

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0:36.1

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0:38.9

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0:43.1

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:46.3

Ninety-three.

0:52.9

Ah, yeah, the beauty and the magic of day one.

1:02.3

A lot of you are just getting your first taste of the magic of day one of a full-on five-day work week we are as well we're here for you

1:14.9

if if and you need a friend along the way welcome to the 93x half-assed morning show i might need

1:21.0

to get by with a little help from my friends i'm not too strong on my feet this morning cubby

1:26.1

what's wrong might have overdone it yesterday. Oh, did you start early? Huh? Do you mean drinking or just like? No, no, no, strong on my feet. I've got my legs are a little. It's a different day and age. Back of the day, it would have been too many Steve Wiser's. Oh, yeah. No, the wife and I were mall walkers now. You know that, right? Oh, I didn't know you were, that was your thing. I know you like to go out and shop and whatnot, but you're actually mall walking? Yeah. We're mall walkers. Just taking laps around the mall. Yeah. I hope it wasn't the Maplewood Mall that was dangerous yesterday. Oh, wasn't it Out there, yeah. Oh, no. Seriously?

2:01.6

Which mall do you go to?

2:03.2

Do you vary it up?

2:04.6

We're just beginning our mall walking career.

2:08.9

Yeah, yesterday was the first day.

2:12.3

You know, our mall walking experiences have been kind of impromptu in the past.

2:20.3

We'll go to the flipping mall to buy something or another,

2:24.9

and then we say, well, let's just take a few laps just for the hell of it, right?

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