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By God, we do. I'm told today is world bartenders day or something along those lines uh most bartenders likely aren't conscious

just yet because they were working last night verbally and or physically wrestling alcoholics

until the bitter end of the night uh but i sure dig you bartenders. Yeah, they've done a lot of good for the world, haven't they? Definitely. That's something I wanted to be. And, Nick, I'm sure you remember the late-night advertisements for the Minnesota School of Bartending. I even remember those. Oh, they even had them when you guys were growing up. Yeah, absolutely. Yes, I do. It's so funny because two of my friends ended up, I don't know if it was that one, but they ended up going to school for that. And then I just, like, became a bartender on the side. And then they never became bartenders. Yeah, is that like Brown where you pay, like, an absurd amount of money for something that you could just learn on your own? I wonder about that. I really have no idea what it costs to go to the bartending college. I remember being quite expensive. Oh, yeah? I did want. I thought, wow, how fun. You know, like the movie cocktail. I want to flip those drinks around. I want to set drinks on fire. I want to say,

hey, what do you want there, pal? And I want to bang all the ladies, just like the bartenders always seem to do. When I was a bartender, I never met anybody that went to bartending school. Oh, I'm sure not. Yeah. Most people just kind of learn you start as a bar back and you kind of work your way up. Is that right, Ashley? Yeah, or

like a server, anywhere

in the restaurant, um and then once you have experience

one place anywhere else will hire you well i it's i'm kind of going through something similar now where

there's a program i want to get quote certified in right right? And I've been kind of like looking online. Is it worth it or whatever? It'd be good because, you know, I'll get the education and I can feel more confident in it. But most people are saying, no, it's not worth this. As a matter of fact, you're kind of made fun of if you go through a class like this, something like that. Just teach yourself? Yeah, I mean, this one is, there's varying versions, right? You could go to L.A. and learn. You could do it online and follow along or, like, virtual classes where it's live or doing your own pace, which is the one I was going to do. But, yeah, I was kind of made fun of online. You're looking to get certified? Yeah, I thought just, you know, that could be super confident in it. And maybe, you know, put it on my LinkedIn profile, but folks said, don't do that. You look like it's kind of stupid. Wow. God. Sorry, if I'm making a horrible face over here. What's going on?

It has nothing to do with any of you.

I just took a sip out of my water jug.

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