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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 153 minutes
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Originally Aired February 20, 2026: What Canada has on US. Triple dick. Everything you wanna know about finding a dragon in the desert.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:42.7 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.8 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:48.7 | Air. This is how you do it. |
| 1:02.0 | The four-day work week. |
| 1:05.0 | Someday, some damn day, four days is going to be the regular work week for this here radio show. |
| 1:17.4 | Just to get you warmed up to the idea, it's coming. |
| 1:20.7 | It's on the horizon. |
| 1:23.1 | Five-day work weeks will be for you, you mere mortals. |
| 1:27.3 | Soon, the half-ass morning show will be above the law. |
| 1:31.9 | I'm telling you, soon enough, we're trimming her down to four days a week. |
| 1:36.3 | We haven't decided yet, Cubby and I, if it's going to be Monday through Thursday or Tuesday through Friday, but we're going to trim her down. |
| 1:43.2 | We've earned it, and it's time for the rest of you is to suck it up. Don't worry, Dana and Ashley, you guys will still be here. Oh, yeah, you two are still going to work that fifth day. Yeah, we both have hit over three decades here, you know, pre-morning show. Oh, God. Well, actually, Nick started on different morning shows. |
| 2:01.5 | I started in different positions. So once you hit 30 years, you guys can have an extra day off. |
| 2:07.2 | Looking forward to it. What's that? 30 years? Yeah. Or being without us, morons. |
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