The Night to Remain Silent

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Ian files suit against his girlfriend, N’Jameh, over her habit of memorizing her lines at bedtime. N'Jameh has found in her acting experience, memorizing her lines as she falls asleep is the best way for her to remember. Ian, however, finds it too hard to sleep when she does this and wishes for the bedroom to be a work-free zone. Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.2	I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.2	This week, the night to remain silent.
0:09.6	Ian brings the case against his girlfriend, Neyame, over her habit of memorizing her lines
0:15.2	at bedtime.
0:16.6	Neyame has found in her acting experience that memorizing her lines as she falls asleep
0:21.9	is the best way for her to remember them.
0:24.6	Ian, however, finds it too hard to sleep when she does this.
0:28.7	And he wishes for the bedroom to be a work-free zone.
0:33.2	Who's right?
0:34.2	Who's wrong?
0:35.2	Only one man can design.
0:36.7	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:41.5	reference.
0:42.5	No, please don't stop on my account.
0:45.6	Just because you're being investigated doesn't mean you shouldn't fumble around and try
0:49.4	to do a podcast.
0:50.4	Wait, why are we being investigated?
0:53.2	The Judge John Hodgman podcast has been compromised.
0:56.7	I will be spearheading the investigation to root out the traitor.
1:00.4	You know about this, Jen?
1:02.0	Yes.
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