Divan Judgment

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Mac, John Hodgeman, Judge, Knowledge, More, Justice, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Pc, Relationships, Jesse Thorn, Comedy, World, John Hodgman, Show, Information

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Glenys files suit against her husband, Jim. Glenys would like to buy a couch for their living room but Jim thinks couches are too uncomfortable. He thinks a daybed is a better solution for living room seating. With Guest Bailiff Monte Belmonte! Tickets for the Judge John Hodgman Live Justice Tour are still available! Go to MaximumFun.org or JohnHodgman.com/Tour for links and information!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.1	I'm your summertime, fun time guest bailiff, Montibel Monti from WRSI and North Hampton,
0:08.5	Massachusetts, in for Jesse Thorn.
0:11.0	This week, Devon Judgment.
0:13.5	Glennis filed suit against her husband, Jim.
0:16.6	Glennis would like to buy a couch for their living room, but so far, she banked no satisfaction.
0:22.5	Jim is not ready to dive in just yet, and thinks couches are too uncomfortable.
0:27.5	He thinks a day bed would bring sectional healing to their living room and be more comfortable.
0:32.6	Who's right?
0:33.6	Who's wrong?
0:35.0	Only one man can sety this debate.
0:37.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and issues the obscure cultural
0:42.2	reference.
0:43.2	Oh, Monti!
0:44.2	I can't do it!
0:47.1	Who wrote that?
0:48.1	It wasn't me!
0:50.1	Oh, it was.
0:51.1	It was you, Monti.
0:53.2	It was.
0:54.2	Sorry.
0:55.2	I've never broken before the cultural reference before, but I had to.
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