Object the Halls With Boughs of Justice
Judge John Hodgman
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 7.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2016
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. |
| 0:06.0 | This week, object the halls with boughs of justice. |
| 0:10.0 | Mark and Hal of the podcast we got this released an episode |
| 0:14.7 | naming a popular Christmas movie as the definitive best |
| 0:18.6 | Christmas movie. |
| 0:19.8 | Immediately thereafter, Mark regretted the choice |
| 0:23.0 | and has tried several times since to convince Hal to reevaluate. |
| 0:28.1 | While Mark seeks to get the decision reversed, |
| 0:30.5 | Hal would like to prohibit Mark from ever bringing it up again. |
| 0:35.2 | Who's right? |
| 0:36.1 | Who's wrong? |
| 0:37.1 | Only one man can decide. |
| 0:39.2 | Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom. |
| 0:44.7 | Just once, I'd like a regular normal Christmas. |
| 0:48.6 | A gnog, a freaking Christmas tree, a little turkey, but no. |
| 0:54.0 | I got a call around in this mother-friending recording studio. |
| 0:57.8 | So at Max von Neckord, who's an LA, Bailiff Jesse sitting directly across from me in |
| 1:02.8 | this small room, swear to men. |
| 1:04.6 | Please rise and raise your right hand. |
| 1:06.0 | Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you |
| 1:10.0 | God or whatever? |
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