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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

A Gift For Joe Rogan | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:55.0

You know, I used to think when people said that Tom Cruise was gay.

0:58.0

I was like, why does he care?

1:00.0

Yeah.

1:01.0

If he's not gay, who can't, like Shannon gay who can't like Shannon Sharp everyone's

1:02.8

everyone's calling Shannon Sharp. They are dude. Isn't he always talking about black

1:08.9

people have taken over podcasting they're doing it and they're doing it

1:14.5

fucking so wildly reckless. Yeah, yeah, it's so it and now it's just it's almost clear like people go I got a special to promote let's just call Shannon Sharp gay.

1:23.0

That's what they're doing? Mike Eppst did it and then Mike Eppes called him gay and then and then

1:29.2

Shannon sharp said he was going to shoot him.

1:31.1

Shannon sharp said he was going to roll up,

1:34.1

he's gonna come up on him or whatever,

1:35.8

and then no, no,

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