The Most Beautiful Man in Jurisprudence

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week so they can clear the docket! Friend (enemy?) of the court, Elliott Kalan, joins them as they discuss tracking spouses on mobile apps, passing gas, setting clocks ahead, bedtimes and using kitchen appliances in the bedroom.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bayliffe Jesse Thorne. We're in chambers
0:08.3	this week clearing the docket with me as always. The most beautiful man in jurisprudence,
0:17.2	Judge John Hodgman. Well, now wait a minute. That, uh, uh, uh, Merrick Garland is quite
0:23.4	a looker. That's true. Still technically a judge. They didn't take it away from him.
0:28.5	Fair point. Also joining us this week to help clear the docket, a friend of mine and an
0:35.9	enemy of John's. The fair, you know what, though, I've called in my enemy many times.
0:42.5	So I guess it's a fair assumption. Go ahead, Jesse. Uh, the head writer of mystery science
0:47.6	theater 3000 and one of the triumvirate of hosts of the smash hit podcast, the flop house
0:55.5	mister Elliott Kalen. Uh, thank you. Elliott Kalen. You know, Elliott, here's the thing. I know
1:04.5	you don't listen to my podcast because it's not as popular as the flop house. I only listen to
1:09.0	podcasts as popular or more popular. I know. Then my podcast because that's how I learn and get better.
1:15.0	I, but that's right. What? If you listen to my podcast, you might be taking a risk that you'd get
1:20.0	worse. Learn some of the wrong lessons. But I know that you don't listen. So you don't hear me
1:26.3	maligning you all the time on the judge John Adren podcast out of the sheer bitterness that I harbor
1:33.3	for the fact that you guys, uh, the flop house podcast is more popular than this one. Uh,
1:39.2	and we put so much less work into it. That's the rub. That's the real part that stinks. So I will say
1:44.6	that also that is salt in the wound for sure. When you say that's the rub, you're talking about
1:51.8	the Cajun spice rub that is mostly salt that you were rubbing in my wounds. But the truth is,
1:58.6	I love the flop house. I've guessed it on the flop house. I'm a fan of the flop seas. And I've
2:03.8	all the flop seas. I don't like to play favorite flopsy, but you're much better than the other two guys.
2:09.0	No, you're, no, you're a friend and I'm very glad that you're here. I love
2:14.1	talking to my friends. And today I get to talk to two of my friends, Jesse Thorn and Elliot Kaelin.
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