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Judge John Hodgman

Tambourine With the Evidence

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Judge, Information, Show, Comedy, Justice, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, John Hodgman, Pc, Relationships, Jesse Thorn, John Hodgeman, More, Knowledge, Mac, World

4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week on Judge John Hodgman, Anne brings the case against her husband, Mike. Mike travels internationally a lot for work. He likes to bring home a musical instrument from each trip as a souvenir. But, Anne thinks he doesn’t need to bring an instrument home from each country he visits. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Thank you to Rick Fravel for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.

0:05.4

I'm Baylift Jesse Thorn, this week, Tamboring with the Evidence.

0:11.1

And brings the case against her husband, Mike.

0:13.8

Mike spends a lot of time on the road for work.

0:16.4

He likes to bring home a musical instrument from each trip as a souvenir, but and thinks

0:21.4

he doesn't need to bring an instrument home from every country.

0:25.1

Who's right?

0:26.1

Who's wrong?

0:27.1

Only one man can decide.

0:28.7

His rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural

0:34.2

reference.

0:36.0

Instrument whose name means three strings.

0:42.3

That's it.

0:43.3

Swear him in Baylift Jesse Thorn.

0:45.6

Please rise and raise your right hand.

0:47.5

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you

0:51.4

God or whatever?

0:53.0

I do.

0:54.0

I do.

0:55.7

Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he recently abandoned

1:01.2

the ukulele in favor of the Persian stringed instrument known as the Ud?

1:06.1

Sure.

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