Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.

This week, Eminent Bro Main.

Theresa brings the case against her brother Paul.

Paul insists on referring to her childhood bedroom as the guest room.

But Theresa thinks it should still be called Theresa's room.

Who's right?

Who's wrong?

Only one man can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural

reference.

Baylif Jesse, producer Jennifer Marmer, did you notice anything unusual about my old chambers?

We kept it exactly as he left it dear.

Then we had it filled with cement.

Jeez, I've only been gone since yesterday.

Well, some guys will work at night if you throw enough money around.

Baylif Jesse Thorn swear them in.

Please rise and raise your right hand to your swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever.

I do.

I do.

Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that perhaps the

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