The Mortifying Ordeal of Taking Thirst Traps in the Mirror in Your Room (Spring Break: Episode 3)
Good Children
Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
5.0 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Is there not a better feeling in the world? |
| 0:03.0 | No. |
| 0:04.0 | That when you are out, you are a little, maybe you're a little sweaty, you're exhausted, |
| 0:07.0 | you're like, I'm gonna go home, I'm hopping in the shower, |
| 0:10.0 | and I'm sliding myself onto my silk pillowcase tonight, |
| 0:15.0 | and God forbid slipping on my silk sleep mask. |
| 0:19.0 | There is literally nothing better than knowing when I wake up, my hair is not going to be frizzy. It's going to be perfectly intact. The skin, no fine lines. No fine lines. People are going to see me. They see me at the gym. They see me walking on the street. You look infantile. Exactly. They were like, he must have that 100% mulberry silk on his face when he rests his head at night. And when you know, you know. And we know blissy. Not to mention it's dermatologist tested and approved. I mean, not to mention. Of course it is. Yeah. And over three million sold. I want to tell you something. Three million and one soon. Uh-huh. The proof is in the pudding. Yeah. The proof is in the pudding and the pillowcase. |
| 0:55.6 | Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. We love both. Yeah. Sometimes you eat a little pudding when you're resting right on your pillowcase. That's all you need. And Blissie is offering you 60 days risk-free plus an additional 30% off when you go to blissy.com slash good pod. That's B-L-I-S-Y-S-Y.com slash good pod and use the code good pod for an additional |
| 1:14.2 | 30% off. |
| 1:15.8 | Your skin and your hair will thank you. |
| 1:18.7 | Good night. |
| 1:19.6 | Good night, Blissy. |
| 1:20.8 | I'm taking thirst traps in the mirror in my room. |
| 1:25.0 | I think I look bad so it doesn't matter. |
| 1:28.3 | I once read that some people's beauty can't be captured, |
| 1:33.3 | and he'll be sorry, happy ever after. |
| 1:37.3 | Duh-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l. |
| 1:42.3 | Ha, ha, ha, I'm taking thirst traps. I'm taking thirst traps. Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm taking thirst traps. |
| 1:51.0 | Ah, ah, ah, ah. Wow, I actually don't need my sunglasses right now. It's not that sunny right now. It really isn't that sunny. |
| 1:59.0 | I see an impending tropical storm on the horizon. |
| 2:02.6 | But at the same exact time, like if you're not willing to get wet and struck, what's the point of being in the tropics? What's the point of being in the tropics if you're not willing to die? Yeah, I guess that's a good point. And you know what? of people who go on vacation, especially down south to Florida, |
| 2:19.2 | I mean, to Mexico, to anywhere. And they're like, oh, rain in the forecast. Shut the fuck up. Andrew, that was you the whole week. Shut the fuck up. That was you all week. Rain of the forecast. Of course, it's going to be, I mean, I did say there's going to be rain in the forecast. |
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