Designing The Perfect All-Inclusive Resort (Spring Break: Episode 4)

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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All good things must come to an end. In our final episode of Spring Break, we're dreaming about our ideal resort. From the linens to the soaps to, of course, the restaurants. Thank you so much for joining us on this trip! Patreon's on spring break, too! Join us for some (drunken) episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	On day three of leftovers for lunch, have a day off.
0:04.0	Switch it up with a double cheeseburger for 249 on the McDonald's saver menu.
0:09.0	Leftovers left the chat.
0:11.0	Talk about saver satisfaction.
0:14.0	Served from 11 AM, price and participation may vary.
0:17.0	Fees applied to delivery orders, subject to availability.
0:20.0	Another gorgeous day in paradise.
0:22.5	A beautiful day in paradise. And don't be twisted and don't get confused about what storm might be brewing behind us.
0:28.6	There may be a category five just behind us, but ahead of us right now is a beautiful episode and our final episode of our spring break series.
0:38.9	And it's really been such a glorious and relaxing time here in Cancun, Mexico.
0:45.4	I'm really going to miss this all-inclusive resort.
0:48.3	See.
0:49.0	And Joe has been doing a really, really well with all of your Spanish.
0:54.3	See. See, your Ola all of your Spanish. C.
0:54.8	C, your Ola, from the beginning to now, has gotten just A plus. I never needed practice in my Ola. I never needed practice in my Ola. It's always been good. It's always been good. I was able to communicate. I said Elsin Tiroin Seapel. And that was, I think, was that not Signora Caracapa? I had Signora Caracapa for
1:12.0	um, once quarter in sixth grade. Yeah. I think she probably got it out of you. She did eat that up.
1:18.6	She ate that up for sure. She taught you how to say Ola better than anyone else could. She really did.
1:23.9	And you know what? I think that what I've learned on this all-inclusive spring break experience is that just because we're at an all-inclusive doesn't mean when we go back home, we can't make it an all-inclusive either. In some ways, we live our lives. Like, we are at an all-inclusive. You know what they mean? Yeah, especially the food portion. It's definitely all-inclusive. I would say that entertainment.
1:46.5	Entertainment's all-inclusive for us. I would say drinking is not. No. Drinking is not. No.
1:52.3	And I hope it never happens again. Drinking in general. Yeah, I think that I've hit my cap when it comes to a sugary peanut colada.
2:00.7	I think we need to bring back prohibition.
2:03.4	Oh, whoa.
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