Something Weird Is Happening At The Breakfast Buffet (Spring Break: Episode 2)

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Something very weird happened at the breakfast buffet this morning. It's time for another episode on island time! For the second week of our spring break, we are dissecting a group of travelers at the resort we like to call "Mary and her friends." Patreon's on spring break, too! Join us for some (drunken) episodes every Thursday at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, so you're a tough guy?
0:02.0	Like it really rough guy?
0:04.0	Working on bad guy with my brother Phineas was one of those projects.
0:10.0	We were at home in our studio at my parents' house.
0:14.0	And we just, I think we both knew it was going to be something really special when we were working on it.
0:20.0	So who actually inspired this song?
0:24.2	The song?
0:24.7	Well, it was actually, I don't know if you know this.
0:26.9	I was on a trip down to Melbourne, Australia.
0:29.4	I was on tour.
0:30.2	I was opening up for somebody else.
0:32.6	And I could only be it was Ashniko.
0:35.4	And I was opening up for her and I heard the crosswalk sound.
0:40.7	Okay.
0:41.4	How did that crosswalk sound sound?
0:42.8	It goes like, and it goes do, do, do, do, do, do.
0:46.5	And so I heard that.
0:48.3	I said, that's my shit right there.
0:49.7	Okay.
0:50.1	I said that's my shit right there.
0:51.3	Roll that back.
0:52.6	Phineas.
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